i am not nose splint
taco hair
the man with too many lobster hats
i man ear wax crunch
dandelion mozart
string cheese wonder whim
i am not bookmark
leaf lips
tall man in the bushes
i am clean teeth
doorbell
ring the money and run
i am energy
tuba too
man without eels in pocket
i am pinball fruit punch
mosquito
too many napkins
not enough salt
i am thin lasagna
i am turbo-nut spider coupe
i am the youth of burden
the locket of tea
i am all the bananas in peru
in timbuktu i am carl
in spain i'm snow
in the moist forest i am clean
i bare fruit in the puddles
in the pudding
i'm the baby gene simmons
licking whipped beans
i'm geroges bataille eating your eyes
i'm cheesecake in your pantyhose
i'm no more tissues
i'm dom delouise's nephew
or paul simon's toothpick
i am not whiffle ball bobby
or apricot arthur
i am rinse once and repeat
i'm rinse twice and die
i'm the rabbi of justice
a gigantic knish
a piece of licorice in nobody's tooth
i'm seldom
i'm rare
im the nihilist solution to air hockey and book
i'm nagasaki without bomb
iraq without oil
i'm the gift you can't open
i'm aluminum foil
I'm not the dutch surprise
the american luncheon
i'm too much to do
i'm nothing to see
i am not nose splint
taco hair
the man with too many lobster hats
i am monopoly earthquake
i am parchesi linguine
when i'm here you're there
when I'm there you're eating birthday cakes
and please please please
don't get me started on celebrating birthdays
